Lousy T-Shirt Lament

My family gave me this awesome T-shirt, and all I gave them in return was this lousy photograph.

The wall of Young’s Jersey Dairy prominently features photographs of customers who travel around the world donning their T-shirts. Noticing that I tend to make my way to various places on and off the beaten path, my family made sure I owned the establishment’s promotional garb. How miserably I have failed them! I squandered opportunities here, here and here. I missed a golden opportunity here. I even blew it my first time up North Africa’s highest mountain.

Dear family, have I redeemed myself? If so, maybe you could take me out for ice cream?