Publicity Machine

Want to draw lots of attention to yourself at a restaurant? If so, you could jump up and join with the locals in sweatin’ to the oldies...but that was last month.

If that doesn’t work, you could just carry a camera to the grand re-opening of a McDonald’s and start taking pictures. Within minutes, you’ll have no fewer than three corporate bigwigs, including the director of marketing, coming up to you and asking who you represent.

I didn’t have the heart to explain that I was just taking pictures for my blog and that, consequently, the publicity generated by me would be decidedly minimal.