I am thinking that you need to explain those handcuffs PDQ! Otherwise I will have to report you to your current employer for not being completely honest about your criminal past. Hmmm, what else are you withholding?
It looks to me that you were nabbed while holding a minor for ransom! This is alarming given your current employment at a SCHOOL!!!
I was released, without being charged, shortly after the photograph was taken. There might, however, have been a little baksheesh involved, in the form of Chunky Monkey ice cream.
The minor in question was of the stuffed simian variety. No monkeys were harmed in the incident. Well, maybe one monkey's pride...
The legal issues involved were trifling. You need not worry about airing them before my current employer.
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Dude. You really are going to have to explain those!
My sister is wearing the red sweater. I am wearing the green sweater. It was Christmastime.
Portland -- 3:59:46 :)
Rabbit indeed!
David,
I am thinking that you need to explain those handcuffs PDQ! Otherwise I will have to report you to your current employer for not being completely honest about your criminal past. Hmmm, what else are you withholding?
It looks to me that you were nabbed while holding a minor for ransom! This is alarming given your current employment at a SCHOOL!!!
I was released, without being charged, shortly after the photograph was taken. There might, however, have been a little baksheesh involved, in the form of Chunky Monkey ice cream.
The minor in question was of the stuffed simian variety. No monkeys were harmed in the incident. Well, maybe one monkey's pride...
The legal issues involved were trifling. You need not worry about airing them before my current employer.
Oh, that's your sister!
Never a good idea to have a monkey around the house. Never.
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