Friday, November 07, 2008

Fait Accompli

Although it required four attempts, I avoided the golden sombrero, finally reaching my overarching goal of making Spain the nineteenth country in which I can confirm having eaten at McDonald’s. The Chicken, Bacon and Onion (CBO) sandwich was truly extraordinario!

Nineteen=At the particular restaurant I visited, they had a peculiar modus operandi of attempting to prevent photography. While one man raised his hand and waved it wildly, the woman at the cash register placed her hand in his armpit. Meanwhile, the woman at the grill contemplated whether or not she’d had her break today.

Smile!In recognition of such a singular accomplishment, my boss and prospective fellow McConquistador congratulated me with a firm handshake.

McCongratulations!

2 comments:

Jed Carosaari said...

Hey- there's Karen! I haven't seen her in ages!

Lauren said...

Congratulations! :) That's quite a feat. (or would it be a Mc-complishment??) :)