It’s nice to have a career as a ferocious kidnapper to fall back on, just in case other lines of work fall through.
Monday, October 22, 2007
Kidnapped!
So apparently once every six years or so, I kidnap someone or something. My previous offense involved a stuffed animal. This morning, I kidnapped an elementary school principal.
It’s nice to have a career as a ferocious kidnapper to fall back on, just in case other lines of work fall through.
It’s nice to have a career as a ferocious kidnapper to fall back on, just in case other lines of work fall through.
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Was blackmail involved?
No blackmail. Actually, the principal went somewhat willingly. It was part of a third-grade lesson. I’m still not entirely sure what we’re teaching our children these days...
I must say, for a ferocious kidnapper, I was surprised to see such colorful archways at your secret hideout.
More blogging, please. :)
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