Thursday, July 13, 2006

Road Trip!

I returned safely to the Land of Plenty, a land flowing with Dr. Pepper and Krispy Kremes. I nearly got delayed in Frankfurt by an offer from Lufthansa to trade my connection to Chicago for a night in New York and 600 Euros, but my services were ultimately not needed to solve their overbooking woes.

Had the New York and half-a-month’s-salary alternative panned out, I would have missed church on Sunday morning and missed seeing some folks whom I desperately needed to see—more than I realized. Some things money cannot buy.

My parents and I set out for an adventure, heading west of the Mississippi River. We also brought along Griffin, our trusty feline sidekick, who ferociously defends our motor home against all enemies, foreign and domestic.






We made some interesting stops en route National Parks in the western United States:




We have virtually forsaken all gas stations except for Flying Js, due to their sunny disposition toward motor homes. Dad no longer says, “We need to find a gas station.” Instead we hear, “There’s a Flying J coming up in 54 miles.” Our bladders plan accordingly.



I laboriously debated whether or not to fork over $19.95 for Flying J’s WiFi to keep my blog sizzling throughout the adventure. I hope my faithful blog readership—the millions around the world who have already made “Wise and Otherwise” their homepage—appreciates my dedication to fresh content.

2 comments:

E.T. said...

What a great trip! Traveling adventures are fun. St. Elmo, huh? That's pretty good. Now I'm wondering if other Sesame Street character names actually originated from saints of long ago.

Jed Carosaari said...

Been a while!

I got stopped by Homeland for 3 1/2 hours in Portland being grilled. How bout you?

Sorry about not getting the money. Who were these people you needed to see? It's hard for me to imagine needing to see people more than money.

One of the folks in my church is now 97. He doesn't look a day over 78- very spry, for a Quaker guy.

So is that a cat or an armadillo? I heard they were the only mammal whose territory was actually *spreading*, but I hadn't known it had reached up to Mississippi.

Thanks for getting the Wifi. Much appreciated. I've been having fun with it, wandering down the street where I'm staying till I get an unsecure line. So many people have secure networks now! But a lot don't. I'm here at my mom's in Southern OR, and am using an unsecure network of a neighbor for this, which can only be used in the front room- the bedroom I'm in has 4 secure networks in it only. All these waves going through us, and I'm sure they don't have any increase in cancer. But it was great fun coming down on Greyhound, and as we pulled into Greyhound stations, sometimes I could quickly download and send email through a wireless connection.