Friday, May 26, 2006

Access Prohibited

A stunning development in North Africa today: Mr. Clean has been banned.

The above sign was posted on what was presumably a custodial closet at a shopping mall.

While the muscle-bound, household hygienic spokesman could not be immediately reached for comment, it was reported that some youths were pleased to learn of the matter, citing just retribution for a previous melee with bears.

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