Monday, November 20, 2006

Cowboys Not Immune

The cowboy soon discovered why the ranch lacked its usual festiveness, as the cowboy roped in the influenza and had to take a little time off.

Sorry, cowgirls.

I saw a sign last summer about young men who tried to be cowboys, but ended up needing rescues. I asked the National Park Service to send me a copy. (The alternative was to steal one from the shuttle buses.)

Here’s your sign.

I did not steal this sign.
Notice that the National Park Service recommends wearing a wet bandana (see #5).

Maybe they’re trying to give cowboys the flu.

4 comments:

Jeanine said...

Perhaps they are lemmings? (go ahead...take a moment and picture it)

Or maybe some kind of crazy human looking species of Salmon and still trying to make it upriver to look for Mommy? (you thought that was jsut facial hair... it's desguising the gills!)

Lauren said...

ha ha ha. good one, joe.

hmmm...salmon in disguise! That must be the reason for the wet bandanas!

:-)

Jeanine said...

I apologize for the poor spelling above... oops

Jed Carosaari said...

Sorry to hear you weren't feeling well, David! Hope all is better now.