We have what it takes, but perhaps not what you’re looking for.
Tuesday, August 21, 2007
Surf Report
The Good: Caught some waves, didn’t flatten anyone. The Bad: The contact lens in my right eye was lost at sea. The Ugly: My wet suit made me look like a retired superhero.
If anyone finds a beached contact, please let me know.
I shall. And I’ll be sure to include the standard, “If you’re looking for the beach, it’s [flexes biceps and points finger in unnatural beachward direction] that way.”
The Good: Caught some waves, didn’t flatten anyone.
Sounds/looks like fun! Do let us know how your surfing muscles feel tomorrow!
ReplyDeleteI shall. And I’ll be sure to include the standard, “If you’re looking for the beach, it’s [flexes biceps and points finger in unnatural beachward direction] that way.”
ReplyDeleteYou did it! Wow! And on a green surfboard, to boot!
ReplyDeleteI'll be screening the Mississippi River Daily in hopes that your contact may float by.
ReplyDeleteWhich one? Wonder Woman?
ReplyDeleteOuch, Anon.
ReplyDeleteWhy were you wearing a contac lens in the ocean?
Good on you for getting out on the waves though, bra.
Bra? I hope you meant “bro”. Was that a Freudian slip?
ReplyDeleteNo. In Pidgen Hawaiian you say bra. It's like khoya.
ReplyDeleteHilarious. Is that one of your 28 in 28?
ReplyDeleteShannon, it probably would have been, but I went once a couple years ago.
ReplyDeleteOh, poo.
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